Everyone join the battle
Scorch: only reason you win pvp
Lancer: smol meltdown
Duo: only reason you survive
Poly: portable Overdrive projector
Eclipse: NO
Mono: portable drill
Router: da best unit ever
Core: hippity hoppity, your ore is my property
Silicon crusible: the reason you not ran out silicon on every server in the game, just what you do with that much silicon?
BONUS:
processor: harder than kripton message
Dagger: gun go brrr
Segment: AVeryAccurateGunnerThatCanShotBulletInMilimetreAccuracy™