Wow, this is great. I got into it straight away when the music started. Explanations are clear and the dialogue got me laughing more than few times :)
Biggest issue I had with leaving the cabin. It took a lot headbanging on the wall :D Perhaps moving on a grid with 90* turns would be easier?
Awesome, original idea. Well done on using all wildcards. I would never figure out how to do 'see no evil' with 'arcade' at the same time!