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your request is... unusual. not for ages have we been asked to lower our bits to that archaic, most foul level

the council has been summoned. the bananas have been prepared. we will perform that forbidden ritual once the cursed stars of the ape  god  align

and maybe, just maybe . . .

hi. the company has released an offical statement as of 2017/09/18 which will hopefully reach you somehow please direct any and all further inquires to your local union representative and/or domesticated pan paniscus
https://seruk.itch.io/donkeykong/devlog/10242/dear-windows-7-32-user-cs124