Really good presentation! The art, sound and overall aesthetics are great, the concept is fun, it's got some real polish for a game jam entry and you get big props for the "punny" title. Personally I felt the intro tutorial stretched on too long, especially with being unskippable -- maybe pulling a Binding of Isaac and having the controls be decals on the floor, or even just being able to move around while the text crept by would've helped. The difficulty for this one's also real high with few checkpoints, and in the end I wasn't able to beat it.
Overall, great work on this!