4) Bulgy Muscles, (was "SixPacky" - but packi is an insult to pakistani?)
(boxing gloves on hip. maybe his face pain PEELS off instead of fading?)
:So ... he was the master of ceremonies at a traveling circus, not a clown at all. Got distracted paying bills and managing legal fees. seeking to improve their national infrastructure for travel. he was boring.
... kind of picture a fighting game with one guy shadow boxing... shadow joking with his shadow. his ancestors? and his id. in a hall of mirrors. was cloned from a classic master of tai mantis fighting style, and decided to become boring? A sexy carrot hides in the shadow of his circus.
got boxing glove from the old dancing bear, who quit and went and opened a gym. one guy tried to fight him instead of listening to his tutilege, so he took his hand. It is still inside the boxing glove. (monkey's paw?).
He keeps waking up with bizarre clown makeup. can't wash it off. He never was a clown. He had a family. but they all died in accidents around the circus. then the whole circus died. so he made it an open mic tent. kept traveling around. when the audience groans, he can see the ghosts of his dead family. He has a strong natural wit, but prefers to see his family. So he tells bad jokes. But his nemesis Dark Schippie Dues has a cutting giggle, every time he laughs at anything. There is no joke so bad that Dark Schippie won't laugh.
Bulgy sleuthed his way up to find the order of the 7 Soapy Dragons, who killed his family. So he has became a fighter.
GAME: "THE STANDUP DETECTIVE 6 : Practical Absolute Abs"
A phoenix wright style game. Sleuth the case. gather clues at various weird places. Then present the case at open mic night to the city. As a joke. Ever the master of ceremonies. the commisioner comes to see what new crimes you've discovered and take notes. M.C. Muscle Man they call you. Six practical abs. (but the game tells the story of how your crime comedy got every cop on the force killed).
WIN QUOTES: HA HA Nyah ha hyargh! Pants.