5) Scratch Ballista,
(super tall guy who slouches. still gets made fun of for peeing pants. (meh?) moustache? the kinda kid who joins the basketball team because they are tall, not because into sports. Like that, but with fighting. like, he has freaky fingers.)(baseketball hoop around his neck - I thought it was native american dream catcher at first. Maybe both? Maybe it floats about his head like unattainable halo in high ego mode)
:So he's part sloth? ... or a sea creature who yearns to destroy lighthouses. But his mom already did that. Destroyed every lighthouse for miles. Then married the lighthouse keeper. So Scratch is sort of a lovecraftian Aquaman. His dad keeps trying to rebuild the lighthouses along the coast (but really just as a coquetteish game with his wife).
He is tall, so they put him on the basketball team. but he shambles. slow. so not very good. He secretly wants to be great at basketball. but looks like he should be a fighter. because he keeps hurting all the other players all the time with his claws and tentacles.
- he often leaves a trail of stinky fluid. not clear if sweat or piss or slug slime. nobody wants to give him crap about it. It's slippery but evaporates quickly.
GAME: "BRUTAL BASKETBALL"
try to score points before the game is called - due to the high amount of injuries and deaths. NBA Jam meets bloodborne. ... super dark goth baseketball?
WIN QUOTES: "... clawwwwwAAAAawwwwwaaawwwww.."