HOLY MOLEY!
(Erik) THANK GOD! Will you guys finally let me free?
(MK1 Combat Archer) Uh, yeah, we can't do that, the Overseer is watching us.
*a laser nearly strikes Erik and his PC*
(Erik) *gulp* Why do they keep coming to real life?
(Commentatron #61) Why don't you make yourself some weapons
(Analysis-bot #206) Probably because we are holding him hostage