DO NOT DOWNLOAD!!! There is no real game! It is a virus and it may have bricked my computer!
Listen, I don't know about any of you but as soon as I downloaded it and tried to play it weird stuff was happening. The game was hardly responding, apps I had never seen or authorized started popping up telling me to update, and when I tried to delete the game it wouldn't let me. The file name kept changing, it wouldn't go to trash, and even after force quitting the music kept blaring. I admit this may be an issue entirely related to my own computer but my device has never reacted this way to any other game, itch.io or otherwise.