I don't know if it's a bug or simply I didn't get it but... I eat the salami, I die ;__;
I tried to jump over the salami then, I died too. Then I tried eating the salami and waiting, I died.
Not eating the salami and waiting, and I eventually got the kitten to eat it automatically and die ;__;"
But I like the LSD effect you get as the game really starts and I think it's not a bad concept, maybe a tutorial (for dumb gamers like myself) at the beginning would benefit the game