Nigga, do you expect me to read all that shit in this tiny ass window?
This was virtually unplayable for me, from the tiny window size that refused to go fullscreen, to the intro crawl that was broken and crawled so slow i couldn't take it and hit ESC, which showed me a girl waving goodbye, but the game did not exit. At least you can hit ESC again and again to make her twinkle and reappear again and again.