First of all, thank you for your critics. A lot of bad points you bring can mostly be justified by a lack of time or a game maybe a bit too big for 2 men in 3 days. The idea we get out of the comic was that for some entities (like squirrels) have different vision of the world or rules. We tried at least to not get that similar to the xkcd and open the idea. Maybe that was a bad choice maybe not....
My regret is that you didn't have fun playing the game. We try to do it better at the new event. Have a nice day !