"..."
"Ok...it's done."
"great...well..uh..bye..."
"Oh...uh-yeah, about that...we're sort of bonded now. Meaning I can't leave your side."
-she bangs her head on the table-
"Does that mean you have to be in the shower with me?"
"What? No."
"good....uhm..well..we should go home..."
"Yeah..."
a few minutes later
"I really am sorry about this...I know it sucks..."