If you want to be funny, be funny! If you want to do honest critique, do honest critique! But all I've seen from you is an asshole masquerading as a "critic" who things he's the butt of his own joke when he calls game students "mainstream shills".
Seriously, figure yourself out and stop being a dick. If you want to just be a Yahtzee rip-off, fine, but Yahtzee sucked to begin with so good luck.
Good bye, do better, and fuck off.