Lukas: W-Whuh...? Hey let go of me...
Lukas plops down on the ground
Lukas: Heh...hey, haz there always been two of you..?
Lukas: Pfft-meybe the other yu'z actually gay...I'm zo shtupid...
Lukas: Pfft-I...knowwww...
He passes out
He's not like-dying or anything-he just passed out from too much alcohol. His ears twitch in his sleep