In all seriousness, this is either the greatest press this game could have received ... or the worst. Fingers crossed the 'Morality Squad Karens' don't come after itch.io, now. Just Apple trying to do a "yeah we're bad, but hey, look what they do over there" move.
I'm not throwing shade on this game either. It's not like it's actually hurting anyone. ... except when the horns grow in. Pretty sure that hurts.