*texts meme* Yo can you pick me up stupid bitch dropped me off in his au and I don't have enough magic from doing something earlier
*text keith* alright,,, just hold onto the couch as well!
*Texts back* k *holds on to couch and makes sans leave the couch*
EY EY EY DONT YOU DARE TOUCH THE DAMN COUCH!
waves middle finger before leaving* BYE OUR COUCH!
*teleports Keith and couch exactly where they were before*
Oh thats better thanks
*snaps fingers* there, you have a complete copy of the previous couch
Ok
She's crying I hear her
*says in keith's mind* I KNOW THAT! IM TRYING TO COMFORT HER!
*Sorry*
Ah that couch is so amazing.
*gets the couch* HA
*teleports to my au*
Places again* there we go!
*teleports back*
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
HA TAKE THAT YOU DARE TAKE THE COUCH I WILL KILL YOU.
He got the stupid fucking couch back bbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
