Wow, I'm thoroughly impressed! Congrats on completing the game and discovering all 34 endings!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the game :) please consider following me as I'll write more stories in the future! As promised the first player to list all the endings gets a $50 prize, so let me know how I can contact you privately to arrange the payment :)
Wow, I didn't expect to be right about the endings (I thought for sure I had missed one and kept replaying just to make sure) Thanks for being so generous~ :')
Oh, and of course! Reading this story was an amusing addition to my day. I'll be sure to check out your other works in the future. If their filled with whimsical adventures such as these, I already know I'd enjoy it as much as I did this one :D