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(it isnt orignal but I think it would make a great story line https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd17ND7j/ )
(Ok but I like yours better. Also if we're doing that then I wanna be the banished god cuz that sounds fun-also like lowkey have a character who's storyline is very similiar, and I love him, but I don't get to really use him anymore because he's canonically married with two kids now-so I would very much like to make another one of him-)