I tried the first two recipes, but I think I messed up the second one. X3 Learning nonstandard IF commands is a bit tricky, and I kept having to re-check the recipes after they scrolled off the screen. But, it's a nice first attempt, especially being made from scratch. It reminds me of Hadean Lands, which is an IF game you might like to check out.
I think I might've missed the horny aspect, so maybe I'll come back and try another recipe later.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I was gonna mention, it says there's an oven in the kitchen, but when I type 'look oven' it says there's no oven there.