How about:
Mr. M lost his foot in a wrestling battle, but it wasn't so tragic- he found a new foot , an even better one.
Player: OMG? KARMA FOOT???
Narrator: NOOOOOO! He gained a Cyborg foot and his new power was kicking Butts. Butts especially from Patreon supported artists.
Player: OMG THIS STORY IS SO GOOD- I am going to be a Patreon of this guy!
Narrator: And the cycle of butthurt begins....
Narrator: In the deep hole- there was a machine...
Player: SUBMACHINE?
Narrator: NOOOOOOOO! It was my washer where I forgot my laundryyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Player: ...
Narrator: MY BIG STINCKY LAUNDRYYYYYYY....
Player: ...
Narrator: And it was a Portal to...
Player: OMG, Karma Portal?
Narrator: to the interdimensional...
Player: YES; OH YESSS!!!
Narrator: noncomprehensible...
Player: OHHHHHH
Narrator: sentient beeing....
Player: ..... DDDD::::
Narrator: ... also know as my son of a bitch crazy ass wife!
Player: ...
Narrator: ...
You know, If I could, I would totally quit my Job - but the scriptwriter is one heartless kind of a man- he likes to see me suffer ;_;
Player: I feel you.