Haha man this ending ! ^^
So after a huge deal of fun you managed to make me laugh !
Your game is awesome ! Idea matches the theme 100% and yet with a very unique gameplay !
So yes WASD doesn't work in browser so I dowloaded the installer. This would be my only remark : in GMS2 you can build a portable version as well as an installer, and i think a portable version is way better for small games like yours ;). Especially during a jam because we test a lot of games and portable version make it way easier.
But man ! Awesome game ! You deserved your three 5 !
For the ones who didn't listen the full 12 minutes monologue, you can go check Random's game : Little Red Rocket Ship !