After hours of sitting in my chair sweating my tiny nuts off, I have finally beaten the record.( 00:29.27) My ass is numb and my head is full of images of traps in my sleep, but it was worth it this is the greatest achievement of my life. Thank you for making this game. You have given my life meaning. I broke down after beating the record and broke my layer of traps speed running mouse. This unfortunate incident has caused me to go into early retirement. Thank you for the years of entertainment I finally felt loved. This massive community of dedicated players is my home and always will be.. Goodbye for the last time. Juber