"K-Kats..."
"Mn...Kats..."
(Bakubabe-Bakubabe use your 'splody splodies-Just like-just like use one to knock the remote out of his hand and blow it up-and then like blast a hole in the wall and escape-you can do it-I believe-also then send me his address because I swear to god I know this man is fictional but I will fucking kill him-Oh wait Lukas can kill him. Silly me-)
(Oh no-ok uhhhhh-ooooo-oh take this as an opportunity-he's distracted so just really quickly grab and break the remote with your other hand. And I know you can crush it in your hand like it's a fuckin' plastic toy or some shit cuz you're Bakubabe and like-we all know you would-)
Lukas is still asleep and having sad dreams