Thanks so much for the feedback! The language translations are just fed through a script that calls a Google Translate API, so I'm surprised it's even slightly understandable lol. I'm planning on getting legit translations done for major languages before final release.
Glad to hear you played in a "hold right use whatever activatable is in front of you and occasionally rotate to not crash" way. This is one way to play and should still be enjoyable. There are other hidden paths and gems etc to collect if you want to push to the limit, but it all depends on how you want to play. Glad you enjoyed, cheers