thoughts on each character from a nb lesbian perspective:
kalei-fantastic. incredible. not my thing but love him anyway. would befriend.
ramon-genderbent ramon? hell yea waaa (pun intended). regular ramon? def gonna do a playthrough where i romance him just for funsies
mitts-BUFF LADY MAKE STUFF WAAAAA loml
rosita-MY LESBIAN LOVER BIMBO SWEETHEART loml
dj-ABSOLUTELY JASON MENDOZA FROM THE GOOD PLACE THEMBO HOT loml
faye- m-milf...implied milf? idk but shes hot and ominous so 10/10
noel-im gay but id be friends w him for sure we could be edgy together
i seriously am gonna have to play this game so many times bc i cant decide which character i wanna romance they're all so good???