MC: *Hugs tightly* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH ^^
*mask glows green* I missed you too buddy
MC: Also I was at New York with my girlfriend Raine!
Raine: Hello! ^^
oh hi!
I got laid as well!
MC: I bet you didn't fuck your girl as much as I did UvU
Raine: O/////O
guy… ten dollars says I have
MC: Two million bucks I have. I fucked her a total of 998724 times.
hah! 999326!
MC: NOOOOOOOOOO HOWWWW FUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKK Here- (gives 2 million bucks) ;-;
wanna meet him?
Also *takes a mil* I don’t need that much
