WOW
Do you realize that I SUPPLIED THEIR BOMBS?
And even if the death star did blow up, I would still have like 69 infinity squared + 1 death stars left, along with 420 infinity squared + 1 backup weapons I haven't even mentioned yet!
Swords, Crossbows, geese from a certain untitled game, guns, gun-sword hybrids, gun-bow hybrids, We have it all.
And of course they are all bomb proof.
And finally, I have !nf1n(ty times !nf1n(ty squared + !nf1n(ty super soldiers that can kill geese in 1 punch.
Those bombs are fake. Your spies are lies. The god of wow is stirring. I have a feeling he will awaken soon.
The sea of wow is ready for a tidal wave. It will destroy you and your nonexistent army.
Your 6969 level mage has just been executed. Everything and everyone that helped you fight is gone. You are hopeless.