NO
well then can I have my knife?
*Gives*
Thanks
Austin: Jess is cute
*sneezes* AA oh sorry, it's just that I'm allergic to BULLSHIT.
Austin: is she no-
o ok then-
Austin: I think she i-
Time to die.
Austin: AAAAHH
wait no! what do you need to say Austin?
Austin: I think you are cute
SHE HAS 2 BOYFRIENDS AND SHE DOESN'T NEED A THIRD ONE-
Austin: what if she does?
*inhales in angry demon*
Aww thank you!
Austin: No problem
Hey siri, wake me up at 3046, when Austin dies.
