*passes out
Dammit! -picks you up and walks to the couch, laying you down- come on man, wake up, shit what the hell triggered this?
…
umm, damn i wish i had some smelling salts, that used to always work ;w;
-sits on the ground, facing you- guess ill just wait then
(1hour later) *soft crying *
-comes from the bathroom, pulling up pants and starts stroking your head- hey hey, you alright? you passed out on me
I’m sorry babe I MEAN B buddy
heh, so is my new name babe now? dont worry, jess is basically married to two people so she wont mind this -v-
n no. N n no this is wrong I h have a wife a and a kid!
you do realize that i have a wife and a kid too, right? and besides, i already spoke to rocky about this and heck, she was happy! ^^
