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(The Police) ALRIGHT YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES OR WE'RE BREAKING IN

*sighs gets up and puts on a shirt and opens the door* Sup.

(The Police) We have a total of 1209286 reports of you doing illegal drugs, destroying restricted property, crashing 12 airplanes, and burning down an whole neighborhood. 

Mmmmm drugs are false, destroying is false crashing is false, and burning down is false, now leave me alone or I'm gonna start doing some real illegal crimes *slams door shut*

(The Police) We have footage of you doing it.

*yells* FOOTAGE MY ASS 

(The Police) okay.

*Opens door* By the way don't come back *shuts door again*

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME- I AIN'T THE TYPE OF TOOL IN THE SHEEEEEEED

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP YOU SHITTY COPS *takes off shirt again and goes in bed* 

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP YOU SHITTY COPS *takes off shirt again and goes in bed*