Wow, this is really imaginative! Great stuff. I love the tone and the layout. The mechanics are well explained, too.
My favorite thing, however, about this submission is the GM (i.e., Big Daddy) advice on creating adventures that fit the theme and goals of the system. My number one complaint with one-page RPG systems is that they frequently provide resolution mechanics for player rolls but never illustrate what kinds of adventures/situations the players are supposed to encounter. I especially appreciate that this submission provides guidance on this.