thats me playing the game:
"why dont you 2 just kiss already...?"
"wait, why is there no 'Jam' option?"
"okay, let's try all the options, one by one..."
"the doggie is cute, the zombie is cool, but none is satisfying enough....."
"seriously, I wanna her to kiss Jam! They're obviously made for each other!"
"oh, cool, snacks"
"wait"
"OH BOI"
OOOOOOH BOIIII"
"YESSSSSSSS I DID IT"
Almas is a genius, thank you very much