Greta is the God The Olympians don't want you to know about
3 years ago(+2)
New theory:
Greta is actually Prometheus, who out of love for humanity gave the hotel "Internet." Her punishment was to be doomed into a relationship with an insufferable weeb
3 years ago(+1)
Even Atlas wouldn't change places with them! I have no doubt Prometheus saw that Hestia already made the fire, and was like, "fuck it, fine, I'll just give them Twitter"
