"Not at all, I think it's the 'vampire' powers or whatever causing this -v-"
"Oh, makes sense."
"Well not really, but sure-"
i'll be on and off since things -v-)
(Okay ;w;)
"When i was 3 seconds old, i said my first word!"
"....Yeah okay never mind then 0-0"
"Yeah, it was funny because, i heard my parents telling me how rare i was
"Rare? What do you mean by that-?"
"Have you ever seen a talking 1 minute baby before?"
"Well no-, obviously not, but if it was from your powers, why would hey be surprised?"
"Exactly, They never seen it before."
(Also, can i be a moderator? Please)
i will violently buttfuck both of you
uhm-
what?
How did you get here?
kieth let me in
Oh.
Okay.
wait do you not know noah? Oml bruhhhhh no wayyyuy