"Oh and what do you mean by that, your the one who literally just sleeps the entire day off! You may be immortal in some senses, but you do not have the power to try and disrespect me- ^w^"
Sparky: I'm a fucking dog! ._.
"And im a fucking demon, what's your point -/-"
Sparky: I'm leaving!
"You can't, one you don't have thumbs, two your not tall enough to reach the door knob, and three, well your just not going"
Sparky: WATCH ME BITCH! literally runs toward the door, his head hits it hard, making him pass out
"Oh goodness!"
"...P-Pfft...Snickerrr, Theeeen just full on laughter /3"
"Hey hon! don't laugh!"
"Even if it's kinda funny!"
He tries to calm himself down a bit, smiling at her
"Hehe, Im sorry im sorry, but come onnnn, you have to admit, you would've laughed too!"
"A little..."
Can i ask you sumthin'?
Yeah sure-
will you eat my cock
ok
