Is there any particular way to get this downloaded on iOS? I know it’s on android, and I’d kill to play this on my iPhone in my free time.
Sadly, it's not really possible.
We can compile a version of the game for iOS but we can't get it on the App Store because of Apple's policies regarding adult content. As such it's only possible to get it running on jailbroken iOS devices, which we can't test ourselves since we don't have any. So, even if we did get a build out, we'd have no way to see if it's working or not.
We'd like to get the game on iOS, it's just that we can't.