GUYS-I MADE A SONGGGGG ILL POST THE LYRICSSS
Here also the quoted parts arent singing there talking
M(Male character):"I see u have quite a collection here,Wanna trade?"
F(female):"sure!I'll show u around!
-Song starts-
F:Feast ur eyes as I share,my glorious wares,there precious antiques there exquisitely rare,A magical inks sac,some ancient bamboo,a dish of deliciously-devilish stew-Make up ur mind,what fabulous find will it be?
M:"uh I dont suppose u have some glorious footwear?"
F:I've got a fishing rod-an enchanted book,an iron ingot and a tripwire hook,a handcrafted stick and and powerful bow,a dinosaur bone,AND A TASTY POTATO!-Make up ur mind what fabulous find will it be?,I've got a deallllll with destiny,a bargainn with fait,this business is bound to profit me-as long as-that fool,takes the bait.
M:I mean that's all very nice.its all very well but I've got those things back at.....rivendell-im hoping for something a little bit new-Those boots over there look like they could do I've made up my mind-that fabulous find is for me.
F:"There just old leather...but one mas trash is another man's treasure!,there yours!"
M:I actually ment-the shinier pair,would they be something ur willing to spare?you know I like DIAMOND-you know I love GOLD,And teal just suits me or so I've been told,I've made up my mind that fabulous find is for me.Ive got a deallll with destiny,a bargainn with fate,this business is bound to profit me..As long as-that fool-Takes the bait.
-MUSIC-
F:That sounds fair,but what about me?I'm a generous soul but I dont give for free,rivendell has such a lot in its coffers surely their something of worth u could offer?
M:"oh umm ofcourse"
M:I've got the oldest wood from the...tallest pine,The toughest stone from the...deepest mine,the purest snow from the...highest peak!the softest wool from the fluffiest sheep-make up ur mind,what fabulous find will it,be.
I HAVENT COMPLETED IT SO SUSH
FINISHEDDDDD
F:"How bout that robe?"
M:"N O T A C H A N C E"
F:"How bout THE OWLS"
M:"NEVER"
F:"hmmm that thing looks interesting.."
M:"What-thing?"
F:"The thing in ur hand,you've been holding the whole time"
N:"oh u mean this piece of juuu.....I MEAN VALUABLE TREASURE-"
F:"Yes!I want that"
M:"soooo deal?"
F:"DEAL!"
M: I've got a deall (F:A DEALLLL")with destinyyyy,a bargainn with fate,This business is bound to profit me(F:PROFITT MEE)now that this foolsss made a dealllll With destinnyyyyy , a bargain with fate,this business is bound (F:AND IM BOUNDDD)to profit meeee
Both together:Now that-this fools-TOOK THE BAIT.