"N-Not really! W-When some damn w-water feels like a knife going through it, It's not really!"
"O..oh..."
"...-"
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"Hmm?"
"n..nothing, it's just awkward..."
"Y-Yeah, I kinda just made the metaphoric room awkward..."
"hey, so uhm- any plans?"
...
"...."
"so, uhm- you doing anything tonight, sir?"