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I beat my dick so hard to this it exploded and sent me to the other side of the world. It took me 10 hours to beat it off again so I could return home. My dick now looks like it was chewed and spat out by a giraffe. I'm telling ya this game is a blast, more games should let you throw a pile of dynamite on the ground and send you to space.

One thing that bothered me was the fact that the game is louder than my dad was when he used to beat me, don't worry I got brain damage the first time he did it so after that I started to like it. But hey the music is sick. almost as sick as my toddler after I kept throwing him in the river because I like to vaccinate old school style.

I see other people don't know why the gun is used for and I agree, it could be more clearly explained, but my only problem with it is that I couldn't shoot myself after failing at the game for 1 hour. I then decided to shoot myself IRL but couldn't because I don't own a gun, anyway I'm all out of bleach now.

10/10 I like the boom booms