It looked over at him...and immediately retracted it's tongue, and went away...
"...A-Argh...W-What...What happened-?"
“I I think…W we just got a t tongue job…f from a plant?”
"A-A plant?...Oh god...NOOOOOO! Were on planet SJ-69!"
Basically a planet made for forced smex...by plant lmao
(no no BJ-69 *wheeze*)
“W what’s W wrong…s shit are they poisonous!?”
(Pfft-, Whittyyyyy! >:3)
"N-No no, their not, their like...succubes, they take their victims and drain them of their energy...Hence what it tried to do..-"
“o o oh god”
He didn’t know he meant sexual energy
"Yeah, but I mean, it takes them a very long time to actually drain the victim, so even if we were asleep for longer, we would be alive still..-"
“o oh…W wait W why was it-“
"Ah ba ba ba, I don't wanna say why-"
he snapped and hid his peen
“A AH! Y y yep s sorry sorry I s should cover!”
