"Okay okay, that's fine!"
P: Hmm, i'm not sure..-
"What do you mean Pip? It's perfect! >:>"
P: It's still a crime..-
"Toooo you-"
P: You are already a criminal, for doing that all the time..- you did give me a good time tonight...So i guess you can go.
"Eh, I actually did a lot worse than steal stew, but I'd rather not try angering you."
P: No no, you won't make me mad.
"And no no, I'm not doing it."
P: Well, that's you're choice.
"S..so, no steww? :c"
"Weeeell...We couldddd...SEDUCE THEM! >:D"
He was of course joking-