dude seriously? i know it’s a game, you don’t need to be in character or whatnot. stop. you’re on itch.io. you’re not fooling anyone. does it have jumpscares, or are you just going to be annoying about this?
You think you're joking, but this is harmful and unhelpful. If someone is asking a genuine question about content warnings, don't lie and potentially put someone in an unsafe situation. It's a jerk move. This is too common in the horror genre, and it's inaccessible and frankly just mean to do this.