So you want me to waste my time telling some random dude I don't even really know on the internet to kill himself as if that would solve our problems (it doesn't) instead of trying to help him over a probably long period but worth it choice as he may turn out better than he was before?
I was very much aware of it being a joke. However I clearly could tell you were also putting your actual own sentiment into the "joke", so I took it semi seriously.
Also that was one long sentence, not a paragraph. There's a difference