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---{ Graphics }---

☐ You forget what reality is

☐ Beautiful

☐ Good

☐ Decent

☐ Bad

☑ Don‘t look too long at it

☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☑ It's just gameplay

☐ Mehh

☐ Watch paint dry instead

☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☐ Eargasm

☐ Very good

☐ Good

☐ Not too bad

☐ Bad

☑ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☐ Kids

☐ Teens

☐ Adults

☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☐ Check if you can run paint

☐ Potato

☐ Decent

☐ Fast

☐ Rich boi

☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---

☐ Just press 'W'

☐ Easy

☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master

☐ Significant brain usage

☐ Difficult

☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☑ Nothing to grind

☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks

☐ Isn't necessary to progress

☐ Average grind level

☐ Too much grind

☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---

☑ No Story

☐ Some lore

☐ Average

☐ Good

☐ Lovely

☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

☐ Short

☐ Average

☐ Long

☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---

☑ It's free!

☐ Worth the price

☐ If it's on sale

☐ If u have some spare money left

☐ Not recommended

☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☐ Never heard of

☐ Minor bugs

☑ Can get annoying

☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---

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how dare you. this is the world's best gaming masterpeice involving milk.