⚠️WARNING SPOILERS⚠️
⚠️ONLY READ THIS IF YOU ALREADY PLAYED THE GAME IT IS THE ENTIRE SCRIPT⚠️
⚠️JUST FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE CONFUSED ON THE STORY⚠️
Stage 1:
Mario needs to get to Home Depot, but a road blocks his way. He needs to walk past the road while avoiding cars to get to Home Depot. He walks in the door.
Cutscene:
Mario forgets what he came there to get so he looks at what his shopping list. He needs to get mayonnaise.
Stage 2:
Mario enters the store and needs to find the mayonnaise. You need to look for the mayonnaise but when you find it you find Jonathan who also wants mayonnaise.
Cutscene 2:
Jonathan grabs the last mayonnaise and starts to rub it all over his body. Mario gets angry at this and wants his mayonnaise back, even if it means he has to lick it off of Jonathan. Jonathan also get angry.
Stage 3:
Jonathan has absorbed the power of mayonnaise. You know that you alone cannot kill Jonathan. He chases you around and catches you
Cutscene 3:
Jonathan is about to finish Mario off, he aims his ak47 at Mario’s head, finger on the trigger. But then, Jonathan and Mario hear a loud bang. They look backwards and see Sparta grant standing there in all of his glory. Grant says” What are you playing” and then says ”I’m here to chew poop and kick ass, and I’m all out of poop”
He then flys forward and swallows Jonathan and spits him out into space. Grant and Jonathan fight in an EPIK fight thing. Grant stops time and kicks Jonathan. He unstops time and Jonathan flies into the sun. Sparta grant fortnite dances on Jonathan.