yeah man, I'm a lot more easy going TriJam entries and especially first time jammers. Congratulations on finishing a game, its harder than people think.
For the Unity UI scaling stuff check out my settings in this screen shot. You need to have your canvas scale with screen size and most likely have it match height rather than width (because almost all monitors are in a landscape resolution).
Edit: I'm pretty sure I have attached a screen shot but its not showing up yet.
Edit2: let's do this then