This is justice. That line killed me.
I don't know if it was just my runthroughs, but I got the teethbrushing scenarios a lot. On one run that's all I did, but on a previous version I was searching for my house then my entire browser crashed. I jumped back in again for more because you really had me curious and I wanted to see more and more.
Excellent job engaging the player and making me want to discover as much as I could. Great entry.