"...Alright, what the hell is your deal? We're literally here to eat food, your freaking everyone out because your just hungry, and now your wasting even MORE money, BECAUSE YOU BROKE a table for christ sake!"
"... You know what, I juuuust thought maybe tonight we could just have a night without some bullshit, but I guess that's outta the question. Here, you can eat by yourself If I'm soooo much of a big deal."