Well I was definitely taken by surprise b y the fact that this was a platformer with no movement which is an interesting idea. Although, a bit slow paced for my taste. There was quite a lot of waiting for platforms to catch up with me which was a bit annoying. Other than that though it was an interesting little game with a few levels to have fun with.
Plus I did attempt a bit of speed running things just to see what I could do and that was relatively fun. Although I do have to say I don't see really where the theme comes in. I understand the the platforms are "not real" once you leave them, but that doesn't really impact gameplay at all. Other than you can't go back, which you had no way to do so anyway. So it's a bit of weird mechanic that doesn't impact anything really.
Overall though a pretty well done little platformer game, with a kinda hilarious name and logo in my opinion. Though I do wish that maybe you had leaned a bit more into the style/idea of the name and the programming concept. At least, that's how I interpreted it.