COMMENT CONTAINS MINOR SPOILERS
It's not like I expected much player character choice in a goofy short game like this, but as someone who is asexual, the fact that my character was all 'yo how dare u not consummate' and my cutie I drew even returned the ring pop I gave him- that hurted. It's not like I ever wanted him to be the censor bar I drew in the first place. I realize there are other endings but it's not like I'm about to redraw all those images again with the same level of detail- my Sketchy is gone.
Wonder if he'll ever realize I didn't actually sign the papers. Anyway, it was funny, but oof. The ending I got was so awkward on the topic of consent and 'trying every night' and the PC seemed like a total jerk about it.